AK/AH: Summer League

Oh and before I forget again, here's another asskicker (it's easier to get an unqualified title in science or something than in politics, I guess, but them's the breaks), with the absolute coolest caption title in the history of journalism:

DR. SARAH PARCHAK

SPACE ARCHAEOLOGIST

It's not like you need any more than that but here's basically what Parchak does: working out of the University of Alabama at Birmingham, she's pioneered a method of searching out archaeological digs via satellites.  By doing this, she can alert local governments of areas that might need protection from looters based on what looks like undisturbed tombs, and also they've discovered 17 news pyramids in this way.  But let's get back to basics, here: 

SPACE ARCHAEOLOGIST.

Kickass.